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Subject:  Appraisal time...
The real meaning of the Performance Appraisal terms are:
1.  Great presentation skills ......... Able to bullshit
2.  Good communication skills ......... Spends lots of time on phone
3.  Average employee .................. Not too bright
4.  Exceptionally well qualified ...... Made no major blunders yet
5.  Work is first priority ............ Too ugly to get a date
6.  Active socially ................... Drinks a lot
7.  Family is active socially ......... Spouse drinks, too
8.  Independent worker ................ Nobody knows what he/ she does
9.  Quick thinking .................... Offers plausible excuses
10. Careful thinker ................... Won't make a decision
11. Aggressive ........................ Obnoxious
12. Express themselves well ........... Speaks English
13. Meticulous attention to detail .... A nit picket
14. Has leadership qualities .......... Is tall or has a loud voice
15. Exceptionally good judgement ...... Lucky
16. Keen sense of Humour .............. Knows a lot of dirty jokes
17. Career minded ..................... Back stabber
18. Loyal ............................. Can't get a job anywhere else