Here
is another funny forward message I received from my sister. It has been
quite a while. Anyway, to the person who wrote this funny message:
Please
understand my purpose to post this up, just want to share the fun with
everyone!
Basic
Math>>>Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart
man + dumb woman = pregnancy>>>Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb
man + dumb woman = marriage>>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart
boss + dumb employee = production Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion>>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need>>> A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A
man never worries about the future until he gets a wife A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A
successful woman is one who can find such a man To
be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a>>>little To
be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand
her at all Married
men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot >more willing
to die Any
married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two >>people remembering
the same thing Men
wake up as good looking as when they went to bed Women
somehow deteriorate during the night A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A
man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does A
woman has the last word in any argument Anything
a man says after that "last word"; well that's the beginning ofa new
argument There
are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman; Before
he marries her and after he marries her!
