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I found a new jerk in our faculty.
She is a third-year student, and, too bad again, is from Hong Kong.
Before I could recognize her face, I've already been seriously warned by Ophelia (my sister) and her friend that I should never talk to this person (Don't even try!). Once you start a conversation with her (no matter it is an accident or merely a greeting), she will automatically stick to your aXX for the rest of your school life.
Her target is any Chinese who has the same major with her, is a four-year student, and has outstanding grades. Why the hell does she want to stick to your aXX? So that you can help her to cheat (always relate to cheating!).
Ophelia learnt a very good lesson that she shouldn't have talked to her. One upon a time, Ophelia's friend introduced this jerk to Ophelia. During that time, that jerk and Ophelia's friend have just finished a mid-term and were having the following conversation.
Jerk: Oh, I saw a guy sitting next to me has a different answer than mine. Of course, I copied his! Someone's answers are always better! (Anita: What a jerk!)
This jerk later found out the fact that Ophelia is a grader of a course she is currently taking. She asked Ophelia,"Do you mind if I give you my ID number?" Obviously, she was asking my sister if she can grade her assignment 100 even though hers deserves a zero. Ophelia didn't take her ID number. That jerk is very lucky, actually. If Ophelia took her ID number, I bet a million that my dear sister will mark her assignment harsh enough to kill her in the course.
I was seriously warned by my sister because, actually, that jerk and I are taking the same class. I was even told that she has been asking someone about my "past" (How I do in school). It is very obvious that she is trying to get a chance to know me so that she hopes I can help her to cheat.
If you want to get rid of this kind of jerk, here is an example.
One day, I was studying alone in a cafeteria at school. My table had nothing except my bag and textbooks. My friend, who has warned me not to talk to that jerk, dropped by and had a little chat with me. Suddenly, that jerk came to us, and talked to my friend.(They know each other.) I made an excuse go to bathroom so that, hopefully, my friend wouldn't have a chance to "introduce" her to me. When I came back from the bathroom, I found my friend has gone (she escaped), but my table had more stuff than it should have (another person's bag, napkins, and a coffee mug). I saw that jerk actually was buying lunch (without her bag, her napkins and her coffee mug on hand). She was planning to sit with me! (Oh, my God! I can't stand this!)
When she came back, she asked me (in Chinese of course) if I minded to let her sit with me. I didn't look at her and said indifferently (in English of course), "I am having a group meeting here. You can't sit here." She was stunned by the fact that I turned her down this directly. (It was an obvious lie because I have been sitting by myself for an hour and a half already.Also, There was a phrase written on my face: Get the hell out of my sight!) Of course, she left. She sat another table for another two hours and saw that I never had a group meeting that day.
You can say that I am a jerk too, because I think this is the coolest thing I've done for the past few months.
Never
show mercy to a jerk!
